2006

Timothy's Jarl Squad:

• Ian Anderson [Breckness] (Ex Jarl)
• Raymond Henderson [Emohruo] (Future Jarl)
• Stephen Saunders [Mid-Yell]
• Neil Petrie [Mid-Yell]
• Robert Jamieson [Nampara]
• Nigel Fraser [Mid-Yell]
• Maurice Inkster [Gutcher]
• Jason Stanley [Mid-Yell]

Junior Member:

• Conrad Inkster [Gutcher]

2006 Proclamation:

WIR JARL DECREES THAT GUIZERS WILL REPORT IN TIME TO COLLECT THEIR TORCHES AND START THE PROCESSION FROM THE HALL AT 7.30 PM.

HE WILL FORK AND LIFT HIS TEAM OF VIKINGS, AS HE BOLTS ON UP THE RANKS AND WILL MARCH THROUGH THE MAINSTREAM OF GUIZERS AND NOT WEIGHING IN AT A REGAL KINGSIZE BUT ASSIST AND MANAGE A VERY ENJOYABLE WEEKEND.

WELCOME ALL NOW, COME ON IN, AND ENJOY DA FUN WI JARL TIM
DON’T TAKE OFFENCE IF YOU’RE ON DA BILL, ITS JUST A FUN WE MEAN NAE ILL AN WHEN DA SQUADS ARE OWER AN DON, DANCE TAE ALAN NICOLSON

HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE CAN YOU SOLVE DA RIDDLE, O WHIT HAPPENED TAE DA BELMONT COO
DID SHE SWIM DA SOOND TAE WHERE SHE WIS FOUND, WI HER HEAD IN A PORT -A-LOO.

MR MARK DA TEACHER, HE’S FAR FROM BEING A FOOL
WITH LOTS AND LOTS OF BAIRNS, HE’S FILLED THE CULLIVOE SCHOOL
SO NOW FOR PASTURES NEW, HE’S MOVED ON TO MIDYELL
AND IN A JOB CREATION SCHEME, HE’LL BE FILLING THAT ASWELL.

WIR ROOND DA WORLD YACHTSMAN ROWED OOT DA VOE
WHILE HIS PASSGENGERS SNOGGED QUIETLY DOON BELOW
HE ROUNDED DA NESS NICE AN WIDE BUT NEXT HE KNEW HE WAS OUT WITH THE TIDE
“SAVE ME” ON DA PHONE HE DID BLEDDER, AND WAS RESCUED BY HIS PILOT FAIDER.

ME SHEEP IS GONE ME CALF IS GONE
O DEAR FOR SUCH AN ACTOR
ME HARVESTER IS GONE OWER DA SOOND
DAN I NEARLY LOST ME TRACTOR.

DA POWER WAS GONE DA LIGHTS WIR OOT
BUT STILL, IT DID NO HARM
FOR WIR LOCAL SKIPPER CLIMBED DA WAA
AN SMASHED DA FIRE ALARM.

HE’S COME TA YELL WI STORES AN DRAMS
AN DIR NEVER BEEN A HITCH
TILL HE FAN DA HERRA ROD TOO NÁRROO
AN LANDED IN DA DITCH.
DA 5TH OF NOVEMBER IS BONFIRE
WITH ROCKETS SOARING AND BONFIRES BRIGHT
A TERRIBLE BANG, A CRASH AND A ROAR
JUST OOTSIDE A NORT SANDWICK FRONT DOOR.

AS THE INNOCENT CROFTER STOOD AT THE SIDE OF THE ROAD, PASSING THE TIME OF DAY HE NEVER REALISED THE HURL HE’D SET DOWN COULD GET IN THE PUBLICS WAY NOW AN ARTIC NEEDS EVERY INCH OF THE ROAD THERES NOTHING TO SPARE AT EACH SIDE AN WHEN EUAN TURNED THE FOOT OF THE ROAD, IT WAS HUMAN OR HURL HE QUICKLY HAD TO DECIDE HE STRAK DA HURL BUT NEVER WORRIED, HE THOUGHT HE’S JUST HITTEN WI A GLANCE BUT REALISED VERY SOON IT WAS SERIOUS, WHEN HE HAD TA BUY A NEW ONE FOR JEAN O DA MANSE

WHEN YOUR ASKED IN DA JARL SQUAD YOUR GUARANTEED A MALEE
FUR EVERY SATURDAY AFTER NEW YEAR YOU’RE AYE ON DA SPREE
BUT WHEN YOUR FULL O DA JOYS O LIFE YOUR PARTNERS ARE MAD AS HELL
YOU SHOULD SEE THE AMOUNT OF RED ROSES BEING GIVEN AROUND MIDYELL.

“HAIR BY AVRIL” SHE GETS AROOND, BACK AN FORE ACROSS DA SOOND
AN SHE’S GOT A BRAN NEW STABLE NOO, SHES A PROPER CHANCER
AN EVEN BEEN IN TRAINING FUR A GALA TABLE DANCER
HER PARTNER IS A DIVER, HE COULD EVEN BE A LIFEGUARD
BUT HE’S GONE UP WAN STEP FURTHER NOO, AN SURELY JOINED DA COASTGUARD

AT NIGHT SKINNY DIPPIN FOR SOME IS A CRAZE, BUT ITS NO WARM HERE, EVEN WEARIN YOUR CLAES, SO WAS LATER HINDSIGHT FOR VALENTINES DAY, BETTER TAE GIE HER ROSES WID YOU NO SAY

GOOSEY GOOSEY GANDER, WHERE SHALL I WANDER, NORTH TO CULLIVOE WHERE THE GREYLAG GEESE GO.

THINGS WE’D LIKE TO KNOW:

DID NEIL SCOLLAY GET SHOT OF SAUNDERS EWE?
WAS JOHN IN FINE(D) TUNE WHEN STOPPED FOR SPEEDING?
WILL IT BE ANOTHER NINE YEARS BEFORE THE ELDER GOES TO THE PUB?
DID MICHAEL GET GOOSED AT DA KIRK LOCH?

DEFACERS OF THE BILL WILL BE PACKED IN ICE AND SHIPPED TO BOLTON.

BY ORDER AND UNDER SEAL OF THE GUIZER JARL

TIMOTHY FRASER

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Photos:

The Galley being led to the school	The Galley followed by the Jarl Squad	The Galley arrives at the school	The Jarl Squad after a trim
The Jarl Squad	Guizer Jarl Timothy Fraser	School bairns in the galley	The Jarl Squad on stage
Squad performing	Squad performing	Squad performing	Partying after the squads
Robert being shaved	Robert getting a haircut	Stephen getting a haircut