1994

Marvin's Jarl Squad:

• Danny Jamieson [Greenbank Terrace] (Ex Jarl)
• Trevor Henderson [Kilmodan] (Future Jarl)
• Gordon Jamieson [Fourwinds]
• Andrew Nisbet [Keldahoul]
• Laurence Tulloch [Gutcher]
• John Irvine [West Sandwick]

Junior Jarl:

• Stuart Irvine [Fealzie]

1994 Proclamation:

WIR JARL A TRUCKING FINE FELLOW FAE FELZIE IS AT THE WHEEL OF A BIG LOAD TONIGHT. HE WILL HAVE HIS LOG BOOK HANDY IN CASE HE'S PICKED UP ALONG THE ROAD. HE WILL NOT WORRY ABOUT ARTIC CONDITIONS SHOULD HE TAKE A DIVE FAE HIS GALLEY AND GET HIS SUIT WET. HE WILL HOPE FOR SOMEONE TO NURSE HIM BETER.

WE BID YOU WELCOME EEN AN AA TAE WIR '94 UP HELLY AA.
MARVIN DIS YEAR IS DA BOOS, A FEARSOME VIKING NONE SHOULD CROSS
CHARLIE KILPATRICK (DAT STRAPPING COP) WILL PLAY DA NIGHT AN FOR DA HOP.
SO ENJOY DA SQUADS, DA DANCE AN CRACK, AN DAN NEXT NIGHT YOU'LL AA COME BACK

THIS IS THE LATEST DISCO FLING - SETS OF THREE NOW READY TO BEGIN.
GRAB THE MAN IN THE CENTRE BY THE FEET, DRAG HIM ROUND AND ROUND TO THE DISCO BEAT.
NOW ONE GO LEFT - THE OTHER GO RIGHT, SO THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE HAS TO STRETCH OUT WIDE.
DAN DOWN THE ROAD AND SEE THE COP, ENDING UP IN THE COURT - THAT'S THE DISCO HOP.

NEW MOTEL OWNERS WITH NO LICENSE WILL FIND IT NIPPING TO HAVE THEIR PAST POURED OUT TO THE PUBLIC (BAR).THEY SHOULD NOT WHINE BUT KEEP UP THEIR SPIRITS AND TAKE IT ON THE GIN AND WARD OFF ALL OBJECTIONS FROM BROWNED OFF NEIGHBOURS.

NOO PHILIP THE BUILDER HE JUMPED IN A FOAM
WHEN THE FERRY STOPPED RUNNING AN HE COULDNA WIN HOME
HE GOT ON THE WIRELESS AND SPOKE TO THE PRESS
AND TOLD HIS SAD STORY OF HIS NIGHT OF DISTRESS
NOW WHEN HE GOES ON THE FERRY HE AYE BOOKS HIS TRIPS
AND THE OLD VAN WE FEAR HAS NOW HAD HER CHIPS

YOU'VE HEARD OF FLYING SAUCERS AN UFO WI LIGHTS SO BRIGHT
BUT WE HAE FLYING FISHBOXES DAT CRASH THROUGH WINDOWS IDA NIGHT

ONE LITTLE PIG WENT TO CUNNISTER THEN THAT LITTLE PIG GOT A MATE BOTH LITTLE PIGS WOULD HAVE HAD SOME FUN IF THEY'D HAD A ROOF OVER THEIR HEAD
NOW BOTH LITTLE PIGGIES ARE HAPPY, FOR DICKIE'S FINALLY COME TO PUT UP THEIR SHED.

CROFTING DAYS NOW ALL HAVE CHANGED EVEN CHOPPERS NOW CAN BE ARRANGED
TA DO UP A HOOSE ACROSS DA VOE A HELICOPTER SPED TO AND FRO
BUT ON DA WAY BACK DA CREW DIDNA LOOK AN DOON OWER DA PARKS DA GRUND HIT SHOOK
O LES ALES WHAT'S HAPPENED NOO HE'S GONE AN SLIPPIT WIR GRAIN O OO

DA DISCO FINISHED ALL WAS WELL DAN A NORT BOY HE GUID MISSIN
SOME TOUGHT THAT HE WIS IN DA BUS HAVIN FUN AN KISSIN
A SEARCH WAS STARTED DERE AN DAN AN ROUND TAE EVERY EART
BUT HE WAS SNUG AN COSY SLEEPIN IN DA ESSIE KERT
DERE WERE SOME GOT DA WIND UP, IT REALLY WISNA FINE
BUT DA COPPER HE CAM ON DA SCENE AN GOT HIM HOME IN TIME

A NEW MARINA HIT WIS PLANNED WI ROCKS AN PLACNKS O WID AN SAND
WI STREET LIGHTS HIT WIS ALL AGLOW TA BRIGHTEN DA SURROUNDINGS ROUND DA VOE
WHEN DEREK HE FLED IN A STEW SAYS "ITS GOIN TA RUIN MY VIEW
AN I CANNA EVEN SLEEP AT NIGHTS FOR DA BRIGHTNESS O DA HARBOUR LIGHTS"

PEERIE DOG PEERIE DOG WHERE HAS DU BEEN?
DEY'RE BEEN LOOKING FOR DAYS AN DUS NEVER BEEN SEEN
PEERIE DOG PEERIE DOG WHY DID DO GO?
I WIS FAIRED WI DA FIREWORKS AT NORTH A VOE.

BOLD SKIPPER FAE UNST PEERIE JIM
MAKS SURE HIS CREW OBEYS HIM
YOU'LL HAE NO LONG LOCKS
HANGING DOON TAE YOUR SHOCKS
SO SAWFORD AN COUTTS HAD TAE TRIM.

THINGS WE WANT TO KNOW
1. WILL ROBERT'S ACCIDENT "A KILL HIS" FOOTBALL CAREER?
2. IF DA FERRY IS GOING TO GO DO WE TELETEXT 550?

DEFACERS OF THE BILL WILL BE LOGED BY THE POLICE WHILE YOUR (WHEELS) ARE BEING NURSED

BY ORDER AND UNDER THE SEAL OF THE GUIZER JARL

MARVIN THOMASON

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