1986
This year's Guizer Jarl was Gilbert Tulloch from Hillend. Gilbert was the first Jarl in the new hall.
Galley Name:- GLITRA
Gilbert's Jarl Squad:
- Andrew Nisbet [Keldahoul] (Ex Jarl)
- Christopher Thomason [Fealzie] (Future Jarl)
- Bruce Spence [Easterhouse]
- Andrew Anderson [Andersville]
1986 Proclamation:
THE GUIZER JARL DECREES THAT GUIZERS WILL REPORT AT 8PM TO COLLECT TORCHES
WIR JARL IS A KGIBBY LAD AND WILL NOT BE TARRYING AFTER BLAWING ALL THE KNOXIOUS FUMES AND REEK AWA. HE WILL INSTRUCT HIS SQUAD TO MAKE A BROTHERLY ATTEMPT TO DEAL WITH THE NITTY GRITTY ALONG THE ROUTE AND PROVIDE A FAIRVIEW UP THE HILL ENDING AT THE BURNING SITE.
WELCOME GUIZERS ONE AND ALL TO WIR BRAND NEW PUBLIC HALL,
ACRES WIDE TO PARK YOUR CAR TO YOU IN NEED O A PUBLIC BAR
WI IDDERS WHEN YOU SIT AN STARE AT DA CEILING ALL AGLAIR
HAD YOU ON WI MIGHT AN MAIN DA SEATS DEY MIGHTNA TAK DA STRAIN
DIS WIR ISLAND KENT OCCASION COME AN JOIN WIR CELEBRATION.
MRS JARL IS A LADY APERT
SHE REALLY WAS AN EXPERT
FOR SHE SPOTTED DA BALL
WON 500 AN ALL
WELL DONE BY FAIR MAID OF PERTH.
DA WIND HOWLED IN DA RIGGING BUT DEY NEVER SLIPPED A ROPE
TO WIN BACK HOME TA YELL DAT NIGHT DERE WISNA ANY HOPE
IT DIDNA DAUNT WIR VIKING THOUGH FOR THEY ALL TO SOON WERE MERRY
WAITING FOR DA WIND TA FAA YARNING ON DA FERRY.
NEW YEAR ATTRACTIONS
TAG MATCH … LARNACH / INKSTER V JOHNSON BROS
VENUE … HERRA HALL
OVERSPILL ACCOMODATION AT COUNTY GARAGE.
TO GET A SUNDAY LICIENCE DA LANDLORD HE APPLIED
BUT AT DA BOARD MEETING HIS LICIENCE WAS DENIED
DEY SAID ONE BAR IS ENOUGH SELLING WHISKEY RUM AND BEER
NO NEED FOR YOU BEING OPEN EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR.
IF YOU TINK WE NEED A SHETLAND FLAG
SUBMIT YOUR OWN DECISION
DAT TA YOU IS LOYAL AN TRUE
AN WHEN YOU TINK ABOOT A FLAG
DAT YOU CAN WAVE OR WAG
DA RUNNICK ENSIGN IS DA WAN FUR YOU.
IF YOU ARE A CROFTER WE A COW A GOAT OR YOW
DAN YOU’LL NEED SOME ARTIFICIAL TO MAKE YOUR CROPS GROW
YOU’LL LIKELY NEED A FENCE OR TWA AND YOU’LL NEED A GRAIN O DOPE
WELL SOON YOU’LL GET THEM ALL AT THE NORTH ISLES CROFTER CO-OP.
WHO DEMOLISHED THE LETTER BOX? WHO STARTED THE HAIR RAISER?
WAS IT A P.O. BOMB/ OR WAS IT NIGEL FRASER?
GOOSIE GOOSIE GANDER BE CARFUL WHERE YOU WANDER
ON BOARD THE FIVLA DON’T YOU TAKE A DANDER
FOR THERE YOU MAY BE VICTIMS OF FOUL PLAY
AND HAE TO FLY ASHORE IN UNST OR YOUR FARE YOU’LL HAVE TO PAY.
